Dire comedy bloodsport King Of Meat should have been called King Of Meme

Please, enough with the ironic deathgames already

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I genuinely don’t like sucker-punching video games the second they’re announced, but playing Glowmade’s King Of Meat is three hours of my life I won’t get back, and every second I spend writing about it extends that total, dragging me closer to a regretful demise. Here’s the stuff I’m more positive about: buried at the core of this spurting interactive snarkfest there is a moderately OK third-person dungeon-crawler for groups of up to four.

The dungeons span several challenge tiers and consist of hallways and arenas with action-platformy widgets such as spike pits or spinning bars or timed exploding barrel dispensers. Enemies so far consist of different cuts of troll and skellington, spawned in unpredictable waves, and there are treasure chests tucked behind smashable walls or deposited in high alcoves.

You get a few dozen of those dungeons for your money (it’s a pay-upfront game), but you can also build and share your own maps using a LittleBigPlanet-style editor, which I wasn’t able to try during my hands-on earlier this month. Combat is a serviceable blur of melee combos, musketry and special move cooldowns, whose not-very-intricate intricacies are quickly lost in the scrum. It’s a colourful and dare I say, carnivalesque affair, with cartoon SFX bursting from the seams, and while the build I played had some latency and glitches, there were feelings of slight amusement to extract from the act of competing for the largest gold haul and sabotaging your mates by, for example, throwing bombs at them.

Any ethos of enjoyment operative within King Of Meat is, however, soon hunted down and strangled by its humour and worldbuilding, which mostly exists to ironise the fact that it is a big gaudy unlocks grind. The game corresponds broadly to the definition of a satire: it takes place in a medieval fantasy world raddled by corporate themepark shittiness, like Shrek but, you know, 23 years later. Five giant companies have built themselves a WWE-style deathgame in which warriors vie for fame and trinkets. Self-awareness dusts the proceedings like dandruff. Everything is a rancid meme or a winking fourth-wall-shaker or a gust of lukewarm slapstick: sausage hammers, foam swords, Viking hats, a special move where you can burp people into crevices.

The writing delivers a variety of skits and caricatures with some spirited voice-acting, but I found it all basically unbearable. As an example, there’s an audience hype mechanic that boosts your treasure earnings when you avoid damage and do rabble-rousing stuff like, well, mostly just smashing lots of barrels. The topmost audience hype level is “yaaaaaas”. Reading that line, I thought with renewed agony of the teaching job I almost landed in 2006, before I was duped into becoming a professional online shitposter. Ah, I could have been a serious contender in the world of education you know. It was a school in Croydon and I was the runner-up. The children gazed upon me with awe and respect. Nowadays, they just send me death threats over Twitter.

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The developers also told me they aren’t lampooning other progression-sodden live service games, which is probably just as well, because King Of Meat has more peripheral merchandising than most actual sports stadiums. A solid third of our hands-on was dedicated to showcasing the shops and stalls in the game’s hub plaza. Whenever it looked like we were having too much fun in the dungeons, they’d trot us outside to pick up a new cosmetic or booster or what-have-you. It was like boarding a rollercoaster only to be ordered to dismount every 50 metres to buy some plushies.

I might feel better about King Of Meat if the hands-on event itself had been a little less Hype. The developers attending were mostly blokes in their 30s and older, and I grew profoundly sad watching them attempt to whip themselves and the assembled journomass into a frenzy of merriment over things like novelty shoulder pads. Still, allowances should definitely be made here for my advancing years and increasingly resentful state of mind. It is generally good to be upbeat about your own work, and there were journalists at the event who got swept up in the mood, but as a miserable old shit, I felt like Grinch at their school nativity play.

Let me say it out loud, and without shame: I don’t have it in me to get Hype any more. Certainly not for the act of looting dungeons. I think I have literally shed and excreted whatever gland it is that produces excitement about loot. And while I do occasionally find jokes about burping funny, the delivery has to be immaculate. It has to be delivered with the sober precision of a willowy kung fu swordsman bisecting a single, azure raindrop in a hurricane, and even then, I am not going to laugh at it more than once, even if you guffaw performatively in my ear.

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King Of Meat, then: probably not going to wishlist. I had a more pretentious angle in mind for this write-up - the developers told us they couldn’t remember who came up with the title, which felt appropriate to a dystopian fairytale that is all sheen and gesture with little sense of any actual, vital flesh beating at its core. Again, though, I am going to die some day, and I don’t wish to do so while thinking mournfully of the hours I spent attempting to extract an overblown Thinky Piece from a game about sausage hammers. King Of Meat is on Steam and has no release date just yet.

Correction: This article has been amended to reflect that not all the developers present at the event were men.

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All 75 Arc Raiders Blueprints and where to get them

These areas have the highest chance of giving you Blueprints

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Looking for more Arc Raiders Blueprints? It’s a special day when you find a Blueprint, as they’re among the most valuable items in Arc Raiders. If you find a Blueprint that you haven’t already found, then you must make sure you hold onto it at all costs, because Blueprints are the key to one of the most important and powerful systems of meta-progression in the game.

This guide aims to be the very best guide on Blueprints you can find, starting with a primer on what exactly they are and how they work in Arc Raiders, before delving into exactly where to get Blueprints and the very best farming spots for you to take in your search.

We’ll also go over how to get Blueprints from other unlikely activities, such as destroying Surveyors and completing specific quests. And you’ll also find the full list of all 75 Blueprints in Arc Raiders on this page (including the newest Blueprints added with the Cold Snap update , such as the Deadline Blueprint and Firework Box Blueprint), giving you all the information you need to expand your own crafting repertoire.

In this guide:

• What are Blueprints in Arc Raiders?
• Full Blueprint list: All crafting recipes
• Where to find Blueprints in Arc Raiders Blueprints obtained from quests Blueprints obtained from Trials Best Blueprint farming locations

What are Blueprints in Arc Raiders?

Blueprints in Arc Raiders are special items which, if you manage to extract with them, you can expend to permanently unlock a new crafting recipe in your Workshop. If you manage to extract from a raid with an Anvil Blueprint, for example, you can unlock the ability to craft your very own Anvil Pistol, as many times as you like (as long as you have the crafting materials).

To use a Blueprint, simply open your Inventory while in the lobby, then right-click on the Blueprint and click “Learn And Consume” . This will permanently unlock the recipe for that item in your Workshop. As of the Stella Montis update, there are allegedly 75 different Blueprints to unlock - although only 68 are confirmed to be in the game so far. You can see all the Blueprints you’ve found and unlocked by going to the Workshop menu, and hitting “R” to bring up the Blueprint screen.

It’s possible to find duplicates of past Blueprints you’ve already unlocked. If you find these, then you can either sell them, or - if you like to play with friends - you can take it into a match and gift it to your friend so they can unlock that recipe for themselves. Another option is to keep hold of them until the time comes to donate them to the Expedition.

Full Blueprint list: All crafting recipes

Below is the full list of all the Blueprints that are currently available to find in Arc Raiders, and the crafting recipe required for each item:

Note: The missing Blueprints in this list likely have not actually been added to the game at the time of writing, because none of the playerbase has managed to find any of them. As they are added to the game, I will update this page with the most relevant information so you know exactly how to get all 75 Arc Raiders Blueprints.

Where to find Blueprints in Arc Raiders

Below is a list of all containers, modifiers, and events which maximise your chances of finding Blueprints:

• Certain quests reward you with specific Blueprints .
• Completing Trials has a high chance of offering Blueprints as rewards.
• Surveyors have a decent chance of dropping Blueprints on death.
• High loot value areas tend to have a greater chance of spawning Blueprints.
• Night Raids and Storms may increase rare Blueprint spawn chances in containers.
• Containers with higher numbers of items may have a higher tendency to spawn Blueprints. As a result, Blue Gate (which has many “large” containers containing multiple items) may give you a higher chance of spawning Blueprints.
• Raider containers (Raider Caches, Weapon Boxes, Medical Bags, Grenade Tubes) have increased Blueprint drop rates. As a result, the Uncovered Caches event gives you a high chance of finding Blueprints.
• Security Lockers have a higher than average chance of containing Blueprints.
• Certain Blueprints only seem to spawn under specific circumstances: Tempest Blueprint only spawns during Night Raid events. Vulcano Blueprint only spawns during Hidden Bunker events. Jupiter and Equaliser Blueprints only spawn during Harvester events.

Raider Caches, Weapon Boxes, and other raider-oriented container types have a good chance of offering Blueprints. |Image credit:Rock Paper Shotgun/Embark Studios

Blueprints have a very low chance of spawning in any container in Arc Raiders, around 1-2% on average. However, there is a higher chance of finding Blueprints in particular container types. Specifically, you can find more Blueprints in Raider containers and security lockers.

Beyond this, if you’re looking for Blueprints you should focus on regions of the map which are marked as having particularly high-value loot. Areas such as the Control Tower in Dam Battlegrounds, the Arrival and Departure Buildings in Spaceport, and Pilgrim’s Peak in Blue Gate all have a better-than-average chance of spawning Blueprints somewhere amongst all their containers. Night Raids and Electromagnetic Storm events also increase the drop chances of certain Blueprints .

In addition to these containers, you can often loot Blueprints from destroyed Surveyors - the largest of the rolling ball ARC. Surveyors are more commonly found on the later maps - Spaceport and Blue Gate - and if one spawns in your match, you’ll likely see it by the blue laser beam that it casts into the sky while “surveying”.

Surveyors are quite well-armoured and will very speedily run away from you once it notices you, but if you can take one down then make sure you loot all its parts for a chance of obtaining certain unusual Blueprints.

Blueprints obtained from quests

One way in which you can get Blueprints is by completing certain quests for the vendors in Speranza. Some quests will reward you with a specific item Blueprint upon completion, so as long as you work through all the quests in Arc Raiders, you are guaranteed those Blueprints.

Here is the full list of all Blueprints you can get from quest rewards:

• Trigger Nade Blueprint: Rewarded after completing “Sparks Fly”.
• Lure Grenade Blueprint: Rewarded after completing “Greasing Her Palms”.
• Burletta Blueprint: Rewarded after completing “Industrial Espionage”.
• Hullcracker Blueprint (and Launcher Ammo Blueprint): Rewarded after completing “The Major’s Footlocker”.

Alas, that’s only 4 Blueprints out of a total of 75 to unlock, so for the vast majority you will need to find them yourself during a raid. If you’re intent on farming Blueprints, then it’s best to equip yourself with cheap gear in case you lose it, but don’t use a free loadout because then you won’t get a safe pocket to stash any new Blueprint you find. No pain in Arc Raiders is sharper than failing to extract with a new Blueprint you’ve been after for a dozen hours already.

One of the best ways to get Blueprints is by hitting three stars on all five Trials every week. |Image credit:Rock Paper Shotgun/Embark Studios

Blueprints obtained from Trials

One of the very best ways to get Blueprints is as rewards for completing Trials in Arc Raiders. Trials are unlocked from Level 15 onwards, and allow you to earn rewards by focusing on certain tasks over the course of several raids. For example, one Trial might task you with dealing damage to Hornets, while another might challenge you to loot Supply Drops.

Trials refresh on a weekly basis, with a new week bringing five new Trials. Each Trial can offer up to three rewards after passing certain score milestones, and it’s possible to receive very high level loot from these reward crates - including Blueprints. So if you want to unlock as many Blueprints as possible, you should make a point of completing as many Trials as possible each week.

Best Blueprint farming locations

The very best way to get Blueprints is to frequent specific areas of the maps which combine high-tier loot pools with the right types of containers to search. Here are my recommendations for where to find Blueprints on every map, so you can always keep the search going for new crafting recipes to unlock.

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Dam Battlegrounds

The best places to farm Blueprints on Dam Battlegrounds are the Control Tower, Power Generation Complex, Ruby Residence, and Pale Apartments . The first two regions, despite only being marked on the map as mid-tier loot, contain a phenomenal number of containers to loot. The Control Tower can also contain a couple of high-tier Security Lockers - though of course, you’ll need to have unlocked the Security Breach skill at the end of the Survival tree.

There’s also a lot of reporting amongst the playerbase that the Residential areas in the top-left of the map - Pale Apartments and Ruby Residence - give you a comparatively strong chance of finding Blueprints. Considering their size, there’s a high density of containers to loot in both locations, and they also have the benefit of being fairly out of the way. So you’re more likely to have all the containers to yourself.

Buried City

The best Blueprint farming locations on Buried City are the Santa Maria Houses, Grandioso Apartments, Town Hall, and the various buildings of the New District . Grandioso Apartments has a lower number of containers than the rest, but a high chance of spawning weapon cases - which have good Blueprint drop rates. The others are high-tier loot areas, with plenty of lootable containers - including Security Lockers.

Spaceport

The best places to find Blueprints on Spaceport are the Arrival and Departure Buildings, as well as Control Tower A6 and the Launch Towers . All these areas are labelled as high-value loot regions, and many of them are also very handily connected to one another by the Spaceport wall, which you can use to quickly run from one area to the next. At the tops of most of these buildings you’ll find at least one Security Locker, so this is an excellent farming route for players looking to find Blueprints.

The downside to looting Blueprints on Spaceport is that all these areas are hotly contested, particularly in Duos and Squads. You’ll need to be very focused and fast in order to complete the full farming route.

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Blue Gate

Blue Gate tends to have a good chance of dropping Blueprints, potentially because it generally has a high number of containers which can hold lots of items; so there’s a higher chance of a Blueprint spawning in each container. In my experience, the best Blueprint farming spots on Blue Gate are Pilgrim’s Peak, Raider’s Refuge, the Ancient Fort, and the Underground Complex beneath the Warehouse .

All of these areas contain a wealth of containers to loot. Raider’s Refuge has less to loot, but the majority of the containers in and around the Refuge are raider containers, which have a high chance of containing Blueprints - particularly during major events.

Stella Montis

On the whole, Stella Montis seems to have a very low drop rate for Blueprints (though a high chance of dropping other high-tier loot). If you do want to try farming Blueprints on this map, the best places to find Blueprints in Stella Montis are Medical Research, Assembly Workshop, and the Business Center . These areas have the highest density of containers to loot on the map.

In addition to this, the Western Tunnel has a few different Security Lockers to loot, so while there’s very little to loot elsewhere in this area of the map, it’s worth hitting those Security Lockers if you spawn there at the start of a match.

That wraps up this primer on how to get all the Blueprints in Arc Raiders as quickly as possible. With the Expedition system constantly resetting a large number of players’ Blueprints, it’s more important than ever to have the most up-to-date information on where to find all these Blueprints.

While you’re here, be sure to check out our Arc Raiders best guns tier list , as well as our primers on the best skills to unlock and all the different Field Depot locations on every map.

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